Brewing up Surprises

corgiaddict: gatsbyadventures: Siblings. Gatsby being awesome...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 09:59:07 -0400

gatsbyadventures:

Siblings.

Gatsby being awesome and sitting still. And Scout being…Scout.

This is just totally ridiculous.

sweet-bitsy: genocidersyo: i accidentally made this gif too fast but i think it made my day...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 09:36:20 -0400

sweet-bitsy:

genocidersyo:

i accidentally made this gif too fast but i think it made my day because ive been laughing for 10 minutes

THERE GO MY NEXT TEN MINUTES

OH GOD DAMMIT.

homebrewdm: this gifset is important ALL OF THE SCOTTIES! :D...

Wed, 29 May 2013 08:13:39 -0400

homebrewdm:

this gifset is important

ALL OF THE SCOTTIES! :D :D :D

we find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky: redbirdblogs: paraprosokidokian: not-enough-fandom: i wanna dress like...

Wed, 29 May 2013 00:46:25 -0400

we find the defendant vulnerable yet spunky: redbirdblogs: paraprosokidokian: not-enough-fandom: i wanna dress like...:

redbirdblogs:

paraprosokidokian:

not-enough-fandom:

i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers,
…

Who says you can’t frolic whilst beheading? Have you SEEN the “Meet the Pyro” video for Team Fortress 2?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: keepcalm-andpartyyon: A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a...

Wed, 29 May 2013 00:44:37 -0400

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

archangelimpala: homebrewdm: Tomorrow this house will be my...

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:46:54 -0400

archangelimpala:

homebrewdm:

Tomorrow this house will be my house.

WOOOOO!!!!!

Now we just have to move in.

Don’t worry, I’ll help you move a bunch of your stuff tomorrow.

petvampire: thischick25: This is the main reason for my...

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:03:16 -0400

petvampire:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

THIS IS WHY SIZES SHOULD BE BASED ON MEASUREMENTS NOT RANDOM POINTLESS CRAP.

UGH. JUST DO THE SAME THING GUYS DO AND GIVE A WAIST/LENGTH MEASUREMENT.

OR EVEN BETTER, A WAIST/HIPS/LENGTH.

BECAUSE LADIES HAVE HIPS.

COSTUME DESIGNER OUT.

True facts. One grumble from a guy who’s been burned once too often by “measured” sizes: Pants makers LIE. They lie like rugs. 42” waists are NOT always 42”. This makes me rageface.

The coming showdown on judicial nominations

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:38:53 -0400

The coming showdown on judicial nominations:

wilwheaton:

It appears that President Obama will finally nominate judges for the three remaining vacancies on the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals. Republicans are objecting, with Mitch McConnell saying that “The whole purpose here is to stack the court.” Obama’s response should be: Damn right! The Democrats won the presidential election and have a solid majority in the Senate; of course they are going to “stack” the courts with their nominees. That’s exactly how the system is designed to work.

Yes, Mitch McConnell, when Americans vote for a president, one of the things we take into consideration is what type of judge they’ll nominate to serve in our nation’s federal courts.

But we know that you know that, and you’re just crying so the idiots who voted for you will feel good about themselves and ignore the way Reagan and both Bushes “stacked the courts” by your definition.

Oh, also? Go fuck yourself.

Lulz.

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:36:41 -0400

Lulz.

I need to see this every day that it isn’t snowing. Snow...

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:33:46 -0400

I need to see this every day that it isn’t snowing. Snow makes me happier than you can possibly imagine.

myjourneymythoughts: hairelastics: if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms this has...

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:30:50 -0400

myjourneymythoughts:

hairelastics:

if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms

this has been a psa don’t be silly wrap your willy

Signal boosting the hell out of this.

When I find out I make twice as much as my ex.

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:11:45 -0400

myfriendsaremarried:

One of the upsides of being an engineer.

savagebooby: dcblades: cal-zone: THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN....

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:49:51 -0400

savagebooby:

dcblades:

cal-zone:

THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN. My graphic designer soul is sobbing

Nothing beats imagination

My childhood in a nutshell.

This…this is perfect. This is LEGO. This is so LEGO it hurts.

Almost like…I stepped on it.

Formerly Buttscuiteer: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:01:21 -0400

Formerly Buttscuiteer: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading...:

kennedyclintonkat:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

are you fucking kidding me.

no.

no you sit the fuck down.

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING

do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically…

My mother is also a teacher. She makes less money with 20+ years of experience than I do as a chemical engineer 5 years out of college.

Something is fucked up there.

steelplatedhearts: I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:57:37 -0400

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

eddplant: quazza: lavastormsw: lordsquiggleshire: pixelnoton:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:27:55 -0400

eddplant:

quazza:

lavastormsw:

lordsquiggleshire:

pixelnoton:

#tw: dynamite gal

Oh wait now I get what triggers are

Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.

thank you Wreck It Ralph

Reblogging for valuable commentary

THIS.

A HUNDRED TIMES THIS.

Man, fuck panic attacks. Things are fucked up.

justastrumpet: Reading nooks make me blissfully happy These...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:14:45 -0400

justastrumpet:

Reading nooks make me blissfully happy

These are the reason I want my own house, so I can build all of these. Or at least one wicked awesome one.

an-excess-of-tennant: I don’t care how many times this appears...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:13:52 -0400

an-excess-of-tennant:

I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.

shrineart: ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:09:52 -0400

shrineart:

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

sandandglass: The Republican’s measure of what counts as...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:08:49 -0400

sandandglass:

The Republican’s measure of what counts as ‘tyranny’ is a bit confused.