Brewing up Surprises

May 20

When I find out I make twice as much as my ex.

myfriendsaremarried:

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One of the upsides of being an engineer.

May 12

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May 11

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kennedyclintonkat:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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are you fucking kidding me.

no.

no you sit the fuck down.

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING

do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically…

My mother is also a teacher. She makes less money with 20+ years of experience than I do as a chemical engineer 5 years out of college.

Something is fucked up there.

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shrineart:

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

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May 09

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oneofthemisalion:

archangelimpala:

petvampire:

oneofthemisalion:

petvampire:

oneofthemisalion:

Why do they still have her?

… do you REALLY want to know.

I guess not. Now I am thinking up reasons why. I am grossing myself out. 

THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING.

ALL THE NECROPHILIA

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GUYS! STOP! I really regret this post now. 

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May 08

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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This is about the most succinct definition of a writer I’ve seen. 
And yeah, no such thing as “aspiring.” Either shit or get off the pot.
The quantity of notebooks I have with words in them tells me all I need to know about myself, which is comforting.

This is about the most succinct definition of a writer I’ve seen. 

And yeah, no such thing as “aspiring.” Either shit or get off the pot.

The quantity of notebooks I have with words in them tells me all I need to know about myself, which is comforting.

(Source: terribleminds)