What are you trying to tell me, fortune cookie?
Until next time, Belgium, it’s been fun.
Belgian #beer in Belgium. My last night here for awhile. Gonna enjoy it.
Ah, teenagers. They think they’re so smart.
Of course, the same can be said about people of *any* age. Though I’m inclined to give you a pass if you can make it past 60 without anything seriously bad happening to you (that was your fault. Genetics can be a bitch).
ALWAYS reblog panda suit ookii…
The view from my hotel room in Antwerpen. It’s nice to be a rewards member sometimes. #peaceandquiet #earlycheckin
This is Grim. He hangs out in our backyard. He’s afraid of people, so he only comes into the porch when he wants food or for our cat to come play with him. Lazy little creeper. #catstagram
'Lord of the Flies'-themed New Year's party, complete with pig roast and its head on a spike. It was great.
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
1 sqft of bun
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“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
Don’t mess with Tolkien scholars. We know our stuff.
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what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it