One of the upsides of being an engineer.
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teachers who complain about grading work
are you fucking kidding me.
no.
no you sit the fuck down.
LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING
do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically…
My mother is also a teacher. She makes less money with 20+ years of experience than I do as a chemical engineer 5 years out of college.
Something is fucked up there.
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guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.
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Why do they still have her?
… do you REALLY want to know.
I guess not. Now I am thinking up reasons why. I am grossing myself out.
THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING.
ALL THE NECROPHILIA
GUYS! STOP! I really regret this post now.

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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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This is about the most succinct definition of a writer I’ve seen.
And yeah, no such thing as “aspiring.” Either shit or get off the pot.
The quantity of notebooks I have with words in them tells me all I need to know about myself, which is comforting.
(Source: terribleminds)