myfriendsaremarried:

One of the upsides of being an engineer.

savagebooby:

dcblades:

cal-zone:

THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN. My graphic designer soul is sobbing

Nothing beats imagination

My childhood in a nutshell.

This…this is perfect. This is LEGO. This is so LEGO it hurts.

Almost like…I stepped on it.

XD

kennedyclintonkat:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

are you fucking kidding me.

no.

no you sit the fuck down.

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING

do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically…

My mother is also a teacher. She makes less money with 20+ years of experience than I do as a chemical engineer 5 years out of college.

Something is fucked up there.

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

eddplant:

quazza:

lavastormsw:

lordsquiggleshire:

pixelnoton:

#tw: dynamite gal

Oh wait now I get what triggers are

Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.

thank you Wreck It Ralph

Reblogging for valuable commentary

THIS.

A HUNDRED TIMES THIS.

Man, fuck panic attacks. Things are fucked up.

justastrumpet:

Reading nooks make me blissfully happy

These are the reason I want my own house, so I can build all of these. Or at least one wicked awesome one.

an-excess-of-tennant:

I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.

shrineart:

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

sandandglass:

The Republican’s measure of what counts as ‘tyranny’ is a bit confused. 

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute

“Do you know the latest rumor they’ve conjured up, in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat! The one they call “The Bear Jew”… is a Golem! An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!”

oneofthemisalion:

archangelimpala:

petvampire:

oneofthemisalion:

petvampire:

oneofthemisalion:

Why do they still have her?

… do you REALLY want to know.

I guess not. Now I am thinking up reasons why. I am grossing myself out. 

THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING.

ALL THE NECROPHILIA

GUYS! STOP! I really regret this post now. 

toonskribblez:

dogb0y:

Huskies make the best faces

you forgot the best husky face of all!

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

This is about the most succinct definition of a writer I’ve seen. 

And yeah, no such thing as “aspiring.” Either shit or get off the pot.

The quantity of notebooks I have with words in them tells me all I need to know about myself, which is comforting.